Civil as an Orange

mad-hatter:

ikilled-siriusblack:

mydustlandfairytale:

beginningtohope:

watchingcloudsfloatby:

-halfnakedwords-:

metaphoricallanguage:

ainoelina:

trashyredpanda:

thatlooksprettysweet:

showmeyourdirtyface:

poynterlubz:

hannuhlouise:(via grosserella)

penis in wonderland

run penis run LOL

Penis (Last movie I watched was “Juno” :P)

Pulp Penis/Penis Fiction.

the ugly penis.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Penis

The Lord of the Rings : The Return of The Penis ( on blu-ray )

Law Abiding Penis

Penis Juice

Love Penis if you Dare

 Remember Penis

How to train your penis ;p 

cinema: Diary of a Wimpy Penis
pc: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Penis
ooops! hehehe :) 

Music Shuffle

Put in the first line from each song that comes up.

1: When you wake up you say:
“Ikaw ba’y nalulungkot, naiinip, nababagot”
= Biyahe Tayo - Various OPM artists
(okay, i have no idea why this is in my playlist. oh, wait. i do know why. for our presentation last year. hahaha)

2: While driving, someone cuts you off and you yell:
“It’s been so long that I haven’t seen your face”
= Right Now (Na Na) - Akon

3: You get asked out by your crush and say:
“Baby, I knew at once that you were meant for me”
= True to Your Heart - 98 Degrees feat. Stevie Wonder 

4: You scream during sex:
“Now that it’s all said and done, I can’t believe you were the one”
= Over You - Chris Daughtry 

5: You get fired from your job and say:
“I’m… coming… out! I’m coming!”
= I’m Coming Out - Diana Ross and The Supremes
(bwahaha! appropriate? xD)

6: You fail your senior year in high-school and say:
“I am more than you bargained for, yeah”
= Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy 

7: After a good movie you say:
“When the beat goin’ like that (boom boom)”
= Booty Music - Deep Side 

8: Your boy/girlfriend breaks up with you and you say:
“Faint white figures paint my sleep, please don’t tell my secret”
= Blood Red Summer - Coheed and Cambria

9: Your favorite song comes on the radio and you say:
“Goodnight, sleep tight, no more tears”
= Goodnight - Evanescence
(oh-kaay?) 

10: You’ve just been elected President of the United States, you say:
“Well, I just heard the news today, it seems my life is gonna change”
= With Arms Wide Open - Creed
(well, it’s kinda appropriate. haha) 

11: Your favorite athlete/team loses a match, you say:
“Dirty…Filthy…Nasty…”
= Dirrty - Christina Aguilera
(HAHAHAHA)

12: You find out your best friend is moving to another country, you say:
“I will break into your thoughts with what’s written on my heart”
= I’m So Sick - Flyleaf

13: Your favorite band comes to your town and you say:
“I’ve exposed your lies, baby, the underneath is no big surprise”
= Plug In Baby - Muse 

14: You see two gay guys making out in the mall, you say:
“We tried so hard to understand, but we can’t”
= All We Know - Paramore 

15: After taking a bubble bath, you say:
“If there’s a price for rotten judgement, I guess I already won that”
= I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Hercules OST
(okay, i so get sentimental? hahaha) 

16: Before going to sleep, you say:
“Bright cold silver moon, tonight alone in my room”
= Tongue Tied - Faber Drive
(oooh.) 

17: Your motto is:
“I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night”
= I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
(lavvit! :D) 

18: You find out you’re moving to another country and you say:
“Well, I won’t be the one to disappoint you anymore”
= Love’s Not a Competition (But I’m Winning) - Paramore

19: Elvis shows up at your door and you say:
“Turn the lights on!”
= Sweet Dreams - Beyonce
(hey, i’m not lying, that’s really the first line. hahaha) 

20: You meet your favorite celebrity and say:
“I go ooh-ooh, you go ahh-ahh, lala-lala, lala-lala”
= Untouched - The Veronicas
(haha!)

My first blog EVER here in tumblr. My first blog in a VERY long time. haha :D I try to remember when I last wrote a blog (either in Multiply, Friendster, or wherever I have an account, lol) and all I could remember was my last entry in my journal. You know, pen and paper and stuff. So, er, yeah. A reaaaally long time since my last online blog. Anyway. 
Today we had our very first review class. For those who may not know about it, it’s sort of a preparation for us new graduates of BS Nursing who will be taking our Nurse Licensure Exam (NLE) or local board exam on July. So, yeah, as the name implies, we review our 4 years of college, in just 3 months, for the exam. But we don’t necessarily need to enroll in a review center, but it’ll really help us endure 2 days of test-taking. Imagine answering 200-300 questions in one setting. Anyway. I arrived at exactly 8 o’clock, but I was still a bit late, but it was okay since it was still orientation day. We didn’t have to sit on our seat numbers, yet. We spent about 8 hours inside a function room, and you’d think we’d get bored and restless (we were about 500+ inside!), but amazingly we weren’t. It was actually a really fun and entertaining experience, and even though it was still orientation day, we learned something. Okay, understatement of the day. We learned a LOT of things. We had a pre-test and post-test, plus three mini 10-item tests in between. Also, the lecturer was the OWNER of the review center himself, Dr. R.A. Gapuz. So, it was fun. Plus most of the jokes were “green”, if you get what I mean. Basically, we laughed just as much as we answered questions. So, yeah. Not only did he teach us innuendos and nursing-related facts, but also he shared his experiences and some stories and tidbits on how to gain confidence in answering the board exam. 
As he said, “Ask. Believe. Receive.” If you want to achieve or attain something, you have to ASK the world for it, BELIEVE that you can do it and get it, and RECEIVE whatever comes your way. It really hit me since I want something, but I don’t know how to get it, or what I should do first, or what move should I make…and he said that if you feel that way, then that’s the first step into getting it. It didn’t make sense to me at the time but as I thought about it, he’s right. We get or achieve things in ways that we didn’t even know or plan; it just happened. So, with these three words, I’m really hoping I get what I’ve wanted. And if I fail in getting it, I shouldn’t give up. As he said, again, “Get up and finish the race.”