Civil as an Orange

So you think you had a hard childhood?

elayyuaray:

rainbowsandwitheringwinters:

truthorderek:

Well fuck you, it’s got nothing on mine.  My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad.  My only friend until I was 10 was the asshole next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit.  It’s not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.  My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst?  My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.  The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.  She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.  You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences?  Yeah, they were fucking creepers, and they had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were.  I swear the thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

This is .. epic.

i almost thought this was real.. and then i cracked up.

(via elayyuaray)

OH. NEED. AIR.

New Message Ringtone! :)

Getting addicted to @TheRealRyanHiga’s videos, and one of them I was LSS-ing real hard for days! That then led me to make a new message ringtone.

“I will never say never! Unless the circumstances are appropriate for the situation that I’m in at the current time…” ;)

It’s 4 AM.

Party ended about 20 minutes ago. Head’s throbbing a little bit, because of all the Mojitos and Red Horse I drank. HAHA :p A blog and pictures are coming up after I sleep! Hahaha Good mornight!

That awkward moment when you realize that the countercurse was just “Un-jellify”.

@ilovemyone

That’s why I downloaded the whole series. SHHHHH!

It’s not complete yet, but whatever. One step at a time. :)

And if what you are is a strange you, doesn’t mean you should change you. It only means you should change your point of view.

Twenty-seven minutes past twelve midnight here.

Guess it’s time to sleep. LOL. xD But, yeah, I need to wake up early tomorrow. Got a “busy” day ahead of me! And I put quotation marks because I dunno if it really is going to be a busy day. LOL but I will be doing important-ish stuff… Er, rambling again. Heh.

If you’re interested, you can leave me some messages, but if you’re not then that’s fine too. Haha :) I don’t usually receive messages, or ask them in the first place, actually, so yeah. Whatever. LOL

Good night!